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Mar 28Liked by Colby Richudson

I auditioned for this movie had I gotten it I'd be a star

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I would have given you an Oscar.

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ggod dam it i missed my shot at an oscar.

i auditioned for this guy in the black tee https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTc5NzYxNDAwM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTI5MDAzMjI@._V1_.jpg

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So you wanted to get your entire genitals stuck in a beach chair?

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Mar 29Liked by Colby Richudson

100p. I performed that scene for the audition. Did not book it

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(Visiting you today from @GoodHumor's mention of you in her newsletter today) I shouldn't have read this at work. I think I broke a vessel in my head from trying not to laugh out loud. Very familiar with the show. I used to watch it for the pure eye candy that was David Charvet (whatever happened to that guy?), then David Chokachi (and this guy?), then Jason Momoa (Unh! His deep voice still hits me in the Sweet Hole). Saw the movie, too (not in the theater, though. Wasn't about to pay a cent to see this utter cheesecorn), because I had a Mrs. Robinson thing for Zac Efron. I remember reading an interview with Zac and he said that what he had to do to get in shape for that movie was not a healthy moment for him. :/ Lurved your take on the series and the movie, though. Really needed that laugh, too, so thank you.

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"I shouldn't have read this as work" = THE HIGHEST COMPLIMENT, THANK YOU

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Now I want to watch Baywatch as a comedy. This is hilarious.

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If I write a thing and cackle to myself the whole time I'm writing it and even one other person finds it funny, I consider my entire year made. Thank you!

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Me too! If someone says, “You made me laugh,” I’ve done my job. I’ve been chortling to myself about my post for next week. Don’t you love when that happens?

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Can't wait to read next week's post!

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